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Disclaimer: Don’t be fooled by our cruelty. We love Jack White. This blog just serves to remind us that he’s human, just like the rest of us.
And he has a stupid face.

Note: this blog is just for fun and resultantly most of the photos have been saved by us over the past few years. This means we’ve forgotten who to credit. If you see us post something that you created, please just let us know and we will immediately either reblog the original or link to you through the new post per your preference. Thank you!
</description><title>Jack White's Dumb Face</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jackwhiteisunattractive)</generator><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>ifjackwhitewerehood:

Dis girl be lookin’ mad fly. Yeahhhh, you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llw2clz9T61qb43s6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifjackwhitewerehood.tumblr.com/post/50777495194/dis-girl-be-lookin-mad-fly-yeahhhh-you-like-how"&gt;ifjackwhitewerehood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dis girl be lookin’ mad fly. Yeahhhh, you like how daddy be workin’ dat icecream cone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50777715847</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50777715847</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:07:18 -0400</pubDate><category>l m f a o</category></item><item><title>askjackwhite:

It seems we’re all Jack.
Except Dean.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bcd73bf0f19a4d4c82f4e601abcc62c/tumblr_mmvc0xOfWe1rv5w8xo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84a3714368731896f38cab6748432b00/tumblr_mmvc0xOfWe1rv5w8xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d45f92ddd9da9681c9bf250a702bae90/tumblr_mmvc0xOfWe1rv5w8xo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef834ce870f5a18429525a1c9c2ca2f9/tumblr_mmvc0xOfWe1rv5w8xo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askjackwhite.tumblr.com/post/50544999687/it-seems-were-all-jack-except-dean"&gt;askjackwhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It seems we’re all Jack.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except Dean.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50559840786</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50559840786</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:36:09 -0400</pubDate><category>bless</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8354006a8f10d0aa76b623d1cc0164c4/tumblr_mkrq7ipIut1rpq3xbo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b583485108423e20f4c33611d9e57d2/tumblr_mkrq7ipIut1rpq3xbo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50460720022</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50460720022</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:58:21 -0400</pubDate><category>dummy</category></item><item><title>queeniestargazer:

legends
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c69abd64d7a515b6e3872d392117a548/tumblr_mml3bqv4m81qjj14so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queeniestargazer.tumblr.com/post/50086761472/legends"&gt;queeniestargazer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;legends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50212401096</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50212401096</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:25:00 -0400</pubDate><category>l m a o creeper</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4767f5ddfbe3e04af524466f0dc3d709/tumblr_mmlx1tRvKd1rbfqmzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50134687286</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50134687286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:32:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mostagreeable:

A Haiku regarding Jack White’s facial hair:
Jack, we love you lots, But please, for...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mostagreeable.tumblr.com/post/49964797550/a-haiku-regarding-jack-whites-facial-hair"&gt;mostagreeable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A Haiku regarding Jack White’s facial hair:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack, we love you lots,&lt;br/&gt; But please, for the love of god,&lt;br/&gt; Stop with the soul patch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50077462284</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50077462284</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 04:11:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cec1e9951fef58611921e71db6155834/tumblr_mm6de11URK1rut947o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50037435655</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/50037435655</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:26:29 -0400</pubDate><category>snort</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c78c7c9d0d4f387565519a7f28bd690d/tumblr_mm19a9hVoP1spwzs3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49207416010</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49207416010</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:04:18 -0400</pubDate><category>jack white</category><category>tmr</category><category>third man records</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4bc427773b83355fa7427018bbeb28e/tumblr_mlvsfi85ul1rdz17no1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d9eb542b7cebb1e1cdc6db7d03a91bb/tumblr_mlvsfi85ul1rdz17no2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49133152008</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49133152008</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:19:08 -0400</pubDate><category>JACK SRSLY</category></item><item><title>deadleaves-dirtyground:

let’s play “sweat or rain: the daru...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/231f95a4a4741b2ef2406ab7212dc1e3/tumblr_mly20i2K9u1s04tzlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadleaves-dirtyground.tumblr.com/post/49070737490/lets-play-sweat-or-rain-the-daru-jones-edition"&gt;deadleaves-dirtyground&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;let’s play “sweat or rain: the daru jones edition”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49074665916</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/49074665916</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>look at his dumb face omg</category><category>he was in the shop next to my brother's place of employment a couple of days ago</category><category>forever crying about it</category></item><item><title>deadleaves-dirtyground:




A full and complete list of bands LJ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fee4b179e5e09b6c9096d41910599b2/tumblr_mlsq5m9VxH1r12em7o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fde80b489a47143ee2d1f36949cacb7f/tumblr_mlsq5m9VxH1r12em7o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadleaves-dirtyground.tumblr.com/post/48985671529/a-full-and-complete-list-of-bands-lj-has-not-been" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;deadleaves-dirtyground&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/da8f5d8d57baa107774c9c36f892423d/tumblr_inline_mlsq6mLGwa1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A full and complete list of bands LJ has not been in:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Sugababes&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Royal Symphony Orchestra&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;that is all&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48985811688</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48985811688</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:04:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
333 photos of Jack White: 51/333
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fb00cef1ccf798f8d4a5430b64f9b70/tumblr_mlbaepvNGM1r3fmpzo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cdaead1370e8da1d96d5c2879c50178/tumblr_mlbaepvNGM1r3fmpzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexfisherson.tumblr.com/tagged/*333"&gt;333 photos of Jack White:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;51/333&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48798234604</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48798234604</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:11:57 -0400</pubDate><category>jack white</category><category>derp</category></item><item><title>
333 photos of Jack White: 49/333

#fuq u i am magnificent</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c4ec0fe57e1ac28d1a18bb87c99e1b3/tumblr_ml9e6xdkxJ1r3fmpzo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cdaead1370e8da1d96d5c2879c50178/tumblr_ml9e6xdkxJ1r3fmpzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexfisherson.tumblr.com/tagged/*333"&gt;333 photos of Jack White:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;49/333&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_48752302660"&gt;&lt;span class="tags " id="post_tags_48752302660"&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/fuq-u-i-am-magnificent"&gt;#fuq u i am magnificent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48752960472</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48752960472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:17:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cheepandcheerful:

45andashovel:

jackwhitelove:

Jack and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe3645b39a1803fbcdfc4e27d93b2b9f/tumblr_mlkmasQdnN1qdqmteo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheepandcheerful.tumblr.com/post/48464971886/45andashovel-jackwhitelove-jack-and-willie"&gt;cheepandcheerful&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://45andashovel.tumblr.com/post/48464825139/jackwhitelove-jack-and-willie-nelson-just"&gt;45andashovel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackwhitelove.tumblr.com/post/48464576881/jack-and-willie-nelson-just-chillin"&gt;jackwhitelove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack and Willie Nelson just chillin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this a joke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;jack looks awkward…but im loving that soul patch&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48465680345</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48465680345</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:45:34 -0400</pubDate><category>awkward is one word for it</category></item><item><title>gingergreatness:


333 photos of Jack White: 44/333

i don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c00adf0b648de39839e9c2ffea8911/tumblr_ml8o48Ke2r1r3fmpzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cdaead1370e8da1d96d5c2879c50178/tumblr_ml8o48Ke2r1r3fmpzo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingergreatness.tumblr.com/post/48389335376/333-photos-of-jack-white-44-333-i-dont-know-i"&gt;gingergreatness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexfisherson.tumblr.com/tagged/*333"&gt;333 photos of Jack White:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;44/333&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t know i like the beard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48389608633</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48389608633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:01:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a95fb1a9f00e9b744baa2f3e15d344fd/tumblr_mldrklvE4x1rtfs87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48282022289</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48282022289</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:45:50 -0400</pubDate><category>jack upon discovering this blog</category></item><item><title>
333 photos of Jack White: 38/333
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b7d0236fe83b46db438f9cdd55abeba/tumblr_mkxhpcYRCq1r3fmpzo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cdaead1370e8da1d96d5c2879c50178/tumblr_mkxhpcYRCq1r3fmpzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexfisherson.tumblr.com/tagged/*333"&gt;333 photos of Jack White:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;38/333&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48050377318</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/48050377318</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:23:39 -0400</pubDate><category>lmfaoooo his face</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a203aa026cb3f4d7bf8e64a1f951b3a8/tumblr_mkn8c5R48f1s5fstbo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cdaead1370e8da1d96d5c2879c50178/tumblr_mkn8c5R48f1s5fstbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47668577156</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47668577156</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:58:25 -0400</pubDate><category>wow</category></item><item><title>redheaded-blues:

Jack White could be wearing a bedazzled suit with curled hair and eye shadow and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redheaded-blues.tumblr.com/post/47600871889/jack-white-could-be-wearing-a-bedazzled-suit-with"&gt;redheaded-blues&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack White could be wearing a bedazzled suit with curled hair and eye shadow and rings on all of his fingers and he would still be the manliest guy in the room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47628011267</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47628011267</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:48:35 -0400</pubDate><category>and if you doubt it he'll punch u just to prove it</category></item><item><title>jackie-white:

milkmanshatandabottleofgin:

whatareyouwearingjack...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdefucWC5x1r1wvhzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackie-white.tumblr.com/post/47139118358/milkmanshatandabottleofgin"&gt;jackie-white&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milkmanshatandabottleofgin.tumblr.com/post/46927979887/whatareyouwearingjack-lickanicecreamcone"&gt;milkmanshatandabottleofgin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatareyouwearingjack.tumblr.com/post/35630587389/lickanicecreamcone-edinburgh-8-11-12-i-want"&gt;whatareyouwearingjack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickanicecreamcone.tumblr.com/post/35598769675"&gt;lickanicecreamcone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Edinburgh, 8/11/12&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to get this tattoo’d on my face and have someone carry a mirror around for me so that I could always look at how sexy he looks. Jesus Christ look at this outift. I mean those pants are where it is at! I love those shoes and that tight rolled up fucking button down that is all tight that shows his biceps mmmmmmmmhmm. SUSPENDERS! I literally think that Jack heard me at the Boston show because I have not scene his hair straight since then…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this photo is perfect okay&lt;br/&gt;name one thing wrong with it I DARE YOU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hot damn&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whatta man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47404066798</link><guid>http://jackwhiteisunattractive.tumblr.com/post/47404066798</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:17:22 -0400</pubDate><category>pfffthahaha</category><category>come on guys his FACE</category></item></channel></rss>
