Anonymous asked: What would you do if you REALLY found an unconscious Jack chained to your bed? Answer honestly,no jokes
…oh. Well, my first reaction would be to check his pulse to make sure I don’t have a dead rock star to dispose of. Then I’d cower in the corner weeping because I know how angry he’d be when he woke up. I feel like he’d probably immediately conclude that I must have chained him to the bed (impossible, by the way, since I don’t exactly have a bed frame, but we’ll suspend our disbelief). Because of that anxiety I probably wouldn’t wake him, though I would spend some time looking for a key of sorts, because whoever’s put him there (and I have some people in mind who would do such a thing) is probably playing some sort of game and liberation will probably be somewhere close by.
Anyway, he’d wake up and there would probably be a shouting match as he accused me of kidnapping him and I’d swear I didn’t and eventually he might threaten me which might tempt me to just… not let him go because he’d press charges and I can’t explain why he was there to begin with (sorry, I just watched Sherlock and I just have this idea that Moriarty’s somehow at fault for all this) and I might go to prison.
I honestly don’t know how it would all end. With any luck I could convince him that I’m not responsible for his imprisonment before it all goes Alpha Dog on us. Who knows?
There’s another admin running this blog, so I’m going to see if I can get a second opinion and edit back later.
