June 2013
4 posts
do you think jack sometimes just walks around the tmr building muttering “i dont have a setlist theres a romance to vinyl tangibility is beautiful three is the most important number i saw this dude and furniture and he did three things and it just bore into me there is no romance in microwave did you know that i dont have a setlist” all day long
there is no romance in microwave
May 2013
8 posts
A Haiku regarding Jack White’s facial hair:
Jack, we love you lots,
But please, for the love of god,
Stop with the soul patch.